I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months
its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering
at first, I was going to add “what the fuck” but you know what? i realized that i love this fucking website, where else in the world would a post about headphones turn into a dystopia about crab overlords?????? YOU ARE ALL SO CREATIVE AND FUNNY AND I’M SMILING SO YOU RULE