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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
and so it begins
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you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
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- Mind: You're fucking worthless no one likes you
- Mind: Don't even bother looking at that dress you will look like a whale in it
- Mind: Why are you looking at him? He thinks you're ugly.
- Mind: Cry because you're not worth it
- Mind: Self harm because you're so pathetic
- Mind: Starve because you're so fat
- Mind: Jump because no one will care that you're gone
- Friend: Hey are you okay?
- Me: Yeah i'm fine just tired!
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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